Winter In PA
It's winter in Pennsylvania
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour at 25 below!
Oh, how I love Pennsylvania
When the snow's up to your butt;
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Pennsylvania,
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground. :-)
