Rednecks, Gotta Love em'!
Redneck Gal's Man of Her Dreams Winner and the Runner up
A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate
to his beloved widow . . .
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
Redneck Cooler
How do you know when you're staying
in a Redneck hotel ?
When you call the front desk and say,
I gotta leak in my sink, and the
clerk replies, Go ahead.
Redneck Cellar
How can you tell if a redneck is married ? . .
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides
of his pickup truck.
Redneck Garden
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Redneck Limo Camper
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a
Redneck murder .
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There's no dental records
Redneck Mailbox
Who invented the toothbrush ? . .
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been called a teeth brush.)
Redneck Moon Landing
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut ?'
Redneck Time Out
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? . .
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
Redneck Wiener Roast
A new Redneck law was just recently passed . .
When a couple gets divorced,
they are STILL cousins.
Redneck Wheelchair
Did you hear that the Redneck governor's
mansion burned down ? . .
'Yep. Pert'near took out the whole trailer park,
said the redneck, the library was a total loss too.
Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the
governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
A Redneck Thanksgiving (if Norman Rockwell was a Redneck)
That's all folks!